February 2012
23 posts
Why I failed science:
Science Teacher: What do you know about the Big Bang-
Me: They're from South Korea.
Class:
Science Teacher: What
Me: There are five of them
Science Teacher: What
Me: They are out of this world
Science Teacher:
Me:
Science Teacher:
Me: And their leader...
Class:
Science Teacher:
Me:
Science Teacher: What about their leader?
Me:
Me: Is a DRAGON.
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
fyeahjessyang:
Wasn’t what I was expecting.
envogue-ryu:
LOL OMG.
I LOVED THIS GAME AND OMG XDDDDDD
and this song was my favourite at “Auditions” beat-up hahaha
January 2012
18 posts
Necktie into a Bowtie
georgeyy:
December 2011
77 posts
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My friend Phillip got his lip removed today. →
cassidytrololol:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
We call him Phil now.
PHILLIP! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAH